People say things all the time. Sometimes they mean it and sometimes they don't. Sometimes people use threats and do not carry them out. For example they say: "If you don't clean your room, I will chuck you out of the house" or "If you eat my pudding you I will punch the shit out of you". Sometimes they say shit things and do not mean them at all. These things comprise shitty dialogues like: "I will stick a rod up your ass" or "I will feed you my piss". There are many situations where people want to carry out these threats but are unable to because they are afraid of repercussions. And lets face it, no matter what you do or no matter who you are, you are subject to the rules of the universe. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. The bigger the action, the bigger the reaction. I spent my whole life believing in that fact and always prevented myself from doing something that would eventually lead to consequences.
And then I met "that guy".
Who is this "that guy" you ask? Well, his name is Guy, and he is not your run of the mill person whose name is Guy. He is different, very very different. Looking at him you would never imagine that he would be capable of the things he does. It is very important to remember that one must never judge a book by its cover. The thing about Guy is that he has no cover and he as a book is totally unreadable. Initially, I thought that Guy was crazy and unfit to live in this society but the more I observed him, the more I realized that Guy was probably the sanest person in the world. For one, he did what he wanted and exercised free will. His main motto was: "No Lies, No Hypocrisy and No Ticking Me Off".
Whenever he would introduce himself he would be like: "My name is Guy. I like reading, playing games, discussing philosophy, meeting new people and getting to know them at a personal level. I have a healthy interest in erotica (porno related stuff in simple words). I love being happy and helping others. I have a healthy interest in a variety of subjects and since I read a lot, I can talk about anything for hours. I always do what I say I will do and I hate people who are dishonest or who I think are dishonest. I hate hypocrites and liars who behave so for their own selfishness and will not hesitate to give them a piece of my mind. I am impatient when it comes to getting my questions answered so please try to respond to my questions as quickly as possible." Considering that this is the era where most people add a person on facebook within an hour of meeting them many people would simply ask Guy: "Mind if I add you on fabebook?" to which he would reply: "Sure, but I have a condition. Promise that you will reply to my messages labelled 'URGENT' within a day. Ofcourse I will only expect an answer if I see you online." Most people would just laugh at this and either move on or continue talking to him cause they had some questions about this strange new fellow. Sometimes the contents of his self introduction would be slightly different but the message was clear: "I am for real and do not fuck with me! Ever!".
And most of the people who did not take him seriously,
.
.
.
.
Paid the price in full.
Following is an excerpt of one of Guy's simplest exploits.
The poop at the doorstep:
He met this girl called Jenna who said that she loved to discuss philosophy anytime, anyplace. She spent about an hour or 2 speaking to Guy and the two of them seemed to have a good time discussing many things. Eventually, she said that she had to study and would reduce her time on facebook and thus would not be available for chats. Guy being the person he is understood that and only messaged her if he had some questions that needed to be asked. At one point of time he noted that his messages would be delivered to Jenna but she would just not reply inspite of the fact that she would post a lot of status updates. At one point of time he realized that she lost interest in conversations with him. When confronted, she simply denied it and said that she really was busy. Guy's principles kicked in and he tells Jenna: "Tell me the truth. You have 2 days. If you don't reply I promise that there will be a huge pile of shit at your doorstep." She read this message and ignored it. They say that ignorance is bliss. It would have been better for Jenna if she had just told Guy the truth. That way she would not have to experience the terror of knowing the depths of Guy's twisted mind. A month later I heard the Jenna vacated her apartment because she was being annoyed by her neighbors. The truth is that Guy actually fulfilled his promise. He pissed and pooped in big bags for 3 weeks, added all rotten waste to it and let it decompose for a while. He then delivered Jenna's present at her door step. I happened to visit that apartment a month after Jenna vacated it and inspite of all the cleaning and treatment, that place stank. Hell hath no fury as a Guy scorned.
This was just level 1 of Guy's powers. It goes up to level 10. Prepare for The Rude Shit Storm.
And then I met "that guy".
Who is this "that guy" you ask? Well, his name is Guy, and he is not your run of the mill person whose name is Guy. He is different, very very different. Looking at him you would never imagine that he would be capable of the things he does. It is very important to remember that one must never judge a book by its cover. The thing about Guy is that he has no cover and he as a book is totally unreadable. Initially, I thought that Guy was crazy and unfit to live in this society but the more I observed him, the more I realized that Guy was probably the sanest person in the world. For one, he did what he wanted and exercised free will. His main motto was: "No Lies, No Hypocrisy and No Ticking Me Off".
Whenever he would introduce himself he would be like: "My name is Guy. I like reading, playing games, discussing philosophy, meeting new people and getting to know them at a personal level. I have a healthy interest in erotica (porno related stuff in simple words). I love being happy and helping others. I have a healthy interest in a variety of subjects and since I read a lot, I can talk about anything for hours. I always do what I say I will do and I hate people who are dishonest or who I think are dishonest. I hate hypocrites and liars who behave so for their own selfishness and will not hesitate to give them a piece of my mind. I am impatient when it comes to getting my questions answered so please try to respond to my questions as quickly as possible." Considering that this is the era where most people add a person on facebook within an hour of meeting them many people would simply ask Guy: "Mind if I add you on fabebook?" to which he would reply: "Sure, but I have a condition. Promise that you will reply to my messages labelled 'URGENT' within a day. Ofcourse I will only expect an answer if I see you online." Most people would just laugh at this and either move on or continue talking to him cause they had some questions about this strange new fellow. Sometimes the contents of his self introduction would be slightly different but the message was clear: "I am for real and do not fuck with me! Ever!".
And most of the people who did not take him seriously,
.
.
.
.
Paid the price in full.
Following is an excerpt of one of Guy's simplest exploits.
The poop at the doorstep:
He met this girl called Jenna who said that she loved to discuss philosophy anytime, anyplace. She spent about an hour or 2 speaking to Guy and the two of them seemed to have a good time discussing many things. Eventually, she said that she had to study and would reduce her time on facebook and thus would not be available for chats. Guy being the person he is understood that and only messaged her if he had some questions that needed to be asked. At one point of time he noted that his messages would be delivered to Jenna but she would just not reply inspite of the fact that she would post a lot of status updates. At one point of time he realized that she lost interest in conversations with him. When confronted, she simply denied it and said that she really was busy. Guy's principles kicked in and he tells Jenna: "Tell me the truth. You have 2 days. If you don't reply I promise that there will be a huge pile of shit at your doorstep." She read this message and ignored it. They say that ignorance is bliss. It would have been better for Jenna if she had just told Guy the truth. That way she would not have to experience the terror of knowing the depths of Guy's twisted mind. A month later I heard the Jenna vacated her apartment because she was being annoyed by her neighbors. The truth is that Guy actually fulfilled his promise. He pissed and pooped in big bags for 3 weeks, added all rotten waste to it and let it decompose for a while. He then delivered Jenna's present at her door step. I happened to visit that apartment a month after Jenna vacated it and inspite of all the cleaning and treatment, that place stank. Hell hath no fury as a Guy scorned.
This was just level 1 of Guy's powers. It goes up to level 10. Prepare for The Rude Shit Storm.
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